Screaming doesn't do any good and getting pissed is usually pointless.
To be read to this song
Yelling
The cumulative effect of yelling loudly at rocks stubbed
toes flat tires dog shit cat pee rotten fruit spilled milk traffic bad radio
limited warranties broken glasses bad coffee overflowing toilets awful drivers
damn kids on your lawn to-do lists moles computer virus clutter dishes laundry
broken spokes assholes diarrhea pop quizzes bosses faulty internet burnt toast
the man taxes republicans skipping records ruined dinner allergies smokers
hoboes commercials athlete’s salaries your salary corn syrup Justin Beiber new
Saturday Night Live alarm clocks Mondays Wednesdays Sunday nights people crafty
people crows attractive people the filing cabinet musicians batteries bad
bikers calories skinny jeans money sold out events wasted food wine by the
glass mark ups sexism racism classism fraternities hipsters hippies punks bros
women men old people young people Christians Atheists Jews Muslims Communists
Capitalists the sun rain snow home-ownership renting hot coffee cold coffee
mild salsa spilled salsa stained sweaters dirty sheets stale chips head phones
that only play in one ear the third world humane society commercials red hot
chili pepper songs grammar spelling the education system America Europe math
oxford commas me, and you is just a fowl mood, high blood pressure, a twitchy
eye, and a ruined day.
No comments:
Post a Comment