Mustache Wax

So, since, I'm never going to become a pro athlete, and I am married, so pursueing ladies is no longer a reasonable goal, and the fact that my career is a long time off, I've decided to join The Handlebar Mustache Club of the UK!!!

http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/index.php

I need a little more growth and wax, but then BAM, it's all rock and roll.

Wine and Coffee, the stuff that has written poetry for a thousand years...

I got my MCAT score back. It was respectable, not great. Sadly, my best part by far was the writing and the verbal reasoning instead of the science. I guess I can read..

Still that said, I'm proud of myself, and I guess that's all one can really ask for.

Here's a poem about wine and coffee...

Why do so many people keep fine wine on hand and cheap coffee in the cupboard?
On a restful weekend at a friend’s cabin
More vacation house than cabin
Where we drank as the sun fell over clear glacial water
discussing the differences between red wines
hovering in the 25 to 30 dollar range.
When I rose with the sun,
feeling a headache that only a bottle and a half
and good friends could impart
I climbed the stairs to have coffee
and watch the sky change colors over Wild Horse Island.
I found only a plastic tub, 2 years old, with a flavor sealing lid.
In my own modest 2 bedroom apartment, complete with 3 cats
and coin operated laundry machines,
I keep 6 dollar wines and 12 dollar coffee at hand
because after all,
What’s more important than waking up?




Hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoy wine and coffee.

Peace,

Bob

MCAT TEST SCORES DAY and Karma

So, I'm supposed to get my MCAT scores back today. In the near future I'll probably be drinking Whiskey or an Appletini (in honor of JD on Scrubs.)



Before I get my score back I am going to go volunteer at the hospital and hopefully be on time for the first time in a while. Maybe this will start a snowballing (not in the Clerks since) of good Karma and I will score well enough to have girly drinks in my future.

This morning I awoke to what I consider good omens. Two new Bomb the Music Industry songs were waiting for me, as long as the Bouncing Soul's new monthly song which is basically a listing of badass things and sounds like it was written in the early nineties.



It states that Mr. T, Shamwow, Swearing, and your mom are all badass...

Since I have good omens, will soon have good karma, and am uncontrollably awesome...

I am cautiously certain I did awesome...

or terrible...

could swing either way.